Wednesday, September 19, 2012

How Obama Should Answer Romney's Secret Speech

Charlie Pierce, as always, got it right in creating the speech that Romney should give in response to the secret tape.

 There is a corresponding speech that Obama should make -- though he won't -- to the same audience:
Listen up and shut up.  I'm all you got.  You want to keep tying yourself to that dying elephant?  Go ahead.  That party is going down.  Nothing coming but years and years of failed national elections.  Sure, they'll still win big for school boards and dog catchers.  But, that's not what you care about.  Is it?  So, here's the deal: I'm all you got.  Capiche?  I mean, where else are you going to go?  Put your money in euros or sterling or yen or renminbi?  Swiss francs?  Don't make me laugh.  Yessirree.  Uncle Sam is the only game left and, right now, I'm the croupier.  Got it?
I'm going to let you keep most of your money.  From now on, though, you only get to haul it in with dumpsters instead of 18-wheelers.  Quelle fucking dommage.  Glass-Steagall is coming back.   Yeah.  There's gonna be boring, nine-to-five bankers and there's gonna be high flying investment aces; but you can't be both.  You guys get to figure out who is who.  Draw straws.  Russian roulette.  I don't give a fuck.  Just make it happen or you get cuffed and perp-walked from Wall Street down to Battery Park where I will personally toss you the fuck into the fucking river. 
And, the SEC?  It's coming back for real.  No more old-fashioned fat wheezing cop on the beat willing to look the other way for a few bucks.  Uh-uh.  Real.  I may even put Elliot Spitzer in charge.  Ha ha ha.  
I know what you're thinking.  I know you're wondering what you are going get from this deal.  The answer is a stable, predictable, reliable economy.  No more insane booms and busts.  No more masters of the universe bullshit.  You get to make money.  You get to keep a lot of it. What's not to like?
 In return, you have to grow the fuck up and pay taxes.  This country of ours -- emphasis ours -- needs good schools, firefighters, cops, roads, hospitals, and parks.  You are gonna help pay.  No different than what your parents and grandparents did.  And, you're gonna like it.  In fact, you're gonna love it.  Because, I'm all you got.  You didn't mind when the Republican party was overloaded with crackpot religious fanatics who cared only about abortion and evolution.  It didn't matter, did it?  You got your tax cuts; the loons got the shaft.  Your streets were paved with gold.  Now, though, the inmates are in charge of the GOP.  They are ready to screw you by losing big time.   Let me repeat, "I'm all you got."
The decision is all yours. And, I'm a generous guy.   No hard feelings.  You and the missus will still get invited to the White House next term.  You're still big cheeses.  Still on the A-list.  But, if you are not with me now, if you don't show your love for me with your wallets, then you will get the tables in the back next to the kitchen where you will sit with crazy Ron Paul and his Kim-Jong-Il-style Senator son, and they will tag-team lecture you on the benefits of the gold standard and their commitment to freezing the debt ceiling.  In other words, I'm all you got.
 

Friday, August 24, 2012

The CEO President

Romney is really in trouble. Congressman, Senate candidate, and religiomisogynist Todd Aiken is still in the Senate race despite Mitt's call for him to step aside. Mittens looks weak and foolish.  Talk about the emperor not having any clothes.  Romney has no goddamn clout within his own goddamn party. If this were 2000 or 2004, you could bet that a Karl-Rove-led death squad would have eradicated Aiken by now. No congressman can ever be allowed to defy the party's presidential nominee. No fucking way. The bastard's body would have been drawn and quartered and his head mounted on a pike set atop the St. Louis arch and left to rot until after election day.

Once again, Romney's supposed strength -- his CEO expertise -- has been undermined.  Back during the good old days at Bain, if the manager of a midwest satellite office embarrassed the hell out of the company, Romney would have issued a pink slip and some fixer from the home office would have flown out to take temporary control until the mess was cleaned up.  Two security guards, neither smaller than a beer truck, would make sure that Aiken cleaned out his desk and left quickly.  Aiken's photo and license plate numbers would be posted in the guard shack at the company entrance along with instruction to never ever let him back in.  More importantly, for Romney, it would have been 15 minutes and done.  A couple of phone calls.  If Aiken's transgressions went beyond embarrassing to criminal, then Mittens might have needed to issue a public statement and the 15 minutes could have stretched to half an hour.  But, that's all.  Romney's involvement, from start to finish, would have been finished and forgotten before lunch. 

The real Todd Aiken is not following the business model.  This is down and dirty politics, and Romney doesn't know what to do.  The upper class twit who expects to become the most powerful human being on the planet, can't even get rid of a dimwitted knuckle-dragging member of his own party. 

Monday, August 13, 2012

Chris Hedges is a Dolt

One week ago, Chris Hedges' Truthdig post began with,
On this day in 1945 the United States demonstrated that it was as morally bankrupt as the Nazi machine it had recently vanquished and the Soviet regime with which it was allied. Over Hiroshima, and three days later over Nagasaki, it exploded an atomic device that was the most efficient weapon of genocide in human history. The blast killed tens of thousands of men, women and children. It was an act of mass annihilation that was strategically and militarily indefensible. The Japanese had been on the verge of surrender. Hiroshima and Nagasaki had no military significance. It was a war crime for which no one was ever tried. The explosions, which marked the culmination of three centuries of physics, signaled the ascendancy of the technician and scientist as our most potent agents of death.
 As a scientist, I have gone through a range of emotions and responses to this condemnation. But, the most appropriate is Carol Kane's line from Annie Hall, “I love being reduced to a cultural stereotype.”

Battling stereotypes often comes down to accountancy.  I could counter Hedges' block condemnation of scientists by enumerating science's triumphs starting with victories against communicable disease. Smallpox is estimated to have killed at least 300 million people in the 20th century. Overall fatality rates were 1-in-3, and as high as 80% for children. Now the disease is gone. Polio, measles, and pertussis were also heading to near extinction, until anti-science, anti-vaxers kicked public health to the curb and watched children die. Who, in these examples, are the moral idiots?

Assaying science's benefits misses the point, though. Instead, Hedges' essay is really the mystery of the dog that barked in the night. He condemns scientists, technicians, communists, and fascists by name, and rapacious capitalists indirectly. Who else is left? World War I, he tells us, negated three hundred years of Enlightenment. He brings in Freud to describe the dark side of human nature and lists writers, artists, and musicians who explored that darkness. (Why did sourpuss include Henri Matisse? Where is the gloom in fauvism or his large canvases or the vast colored-paper collages that characterized Matisse's final work? And, how could anyone be gloomy who created a household that included both wife and mistress?) But, Hedges omits the guides who can bring us to the light. We get plenty of villains; where are the moral geniuses?

I infer from Chrs Hedges other writing that religion is the missing piece. Unfettered science dooms us all; only religion can save us. We must not drink freely from the fountain of knowledge because it is polluted with powerful poisons and tainted with hubris and deification delusions. Holy men must carefully separate and distill, then only they will fill our cups with the good and hide the bad. This approach may not eliminate “ancient lusts for war, violence and death,” but, thank god, those passions will remain unamplified. Eliminating atomic weapons and missiles and aircraft, transforms mass murder into hard slow work. Death tolls will be minimized by inefficiency.  We must look elsewhere for "the most potent agents of death."  Rwanda in 1994 is a key example. (Okay, so I'm heading back to using numbers.)  Limited to knives, machetes, and hand-held weapons, the killing rate averaged only 5000-to-10,000 people per day from early April through mid-July.

Just a small part of America's nuclear arsenal could kill two million people in a few seconds. In contrast, Pol Pot needed three long years to murder an equal number of Cambodians. His Khmer Rouge accomplices had to use starvation and executions with outdated guns. They sought an agrarian society free from intellectualism. Wearing eyeglasses was a sign of book learning, and grounds for execution. No totems to science there.

I lived in Los Alamos, NM, from 1980 to 1982. The town had 27 churches and 3 bars. Really.  At first, I just assumed that the scientists and engineers needed absolution from their weapons work.  There must have been, I thought, so much guilt and moral uncertainty that the town needed 27 churches to counsel all the worried souls.  Three bars also made sense.  Excessive drinking had to be done quietly in private because alcoholics or binge drinkers might lose their security clearances.  

After a few months, I realized my naivete and ignorance.  Piety and weapons work were comfortable partners in a long-term relationship.  God and country.  America's enemy was also, conveniently, religion's foe.  The message to Los Alamites from the pulpits was simple and clear:  you are doing righteous, good work.  Sure, a few outsiders showed up with protest placards every August 6th and 9th; but the local churches had no part in those barely noticed demonstrations. 
When I questioned one of the stalwarts about the need for a nuclear stockpile that could kill everyone on earth several times over, he pointed out that Mutually Assured Destruction had worked.  Thirty-five years after Hiroshima and Nagasaki, no country had again used a nuclear weapon against another country.  He and his colleagues believed they were protecting their families and country.  They were not amoral cogs in the vast military machinery.  They really believed their work to be good.  And, their churches -- all twenty-seven -- concurred.

Yes, the Los Alamos scientists and engineers were irrational in their weighing of benefits and risks.  They ignored the environmental destruction that the nuclear arms industry created at home, and downplayed the financial waste.  Those are human traits that we all share.  And, so, back to Chris Hedges, I wonder if he can identify a golden age when rational thought dominated science and technology, and when art, music, and literature were always uplifting. The scenario actually sounds horrible to me. Something like a Twilight Zone re-creation of Lake Wobegon. Hedges' doesn't identify a refuge – either historic or hypothetical – from his stereotype-filled dystopia.

Society's best hope is more knowledge, not less. Some of it can even protect us from self-delusion.  

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Drop Back Another Quarter Century

Similarities between the Great and Lesser Depressions are obvious: banking collapse, liquidity traps, and upper class twits moving confidently in the wrong direction.  But, the intransigence of the Very Serious People (as Paul Krugman calls the always wrong and never in doubt crowd) also echoes World War I.  Austerians have transformed economics into a trench warfare.  Middle-class and poor people are being ground to paste.  Their savings have been eradicated.  Their once most valuable assets are as worthless as Confederate bonds.  Higher education, long identified as the ticket for upward mobility, is a dead-end section of trench bottomed with quicksand.  

Comfortable generals in grand far away places exhort the hoi polloi to climb up and out of the trenches.  Stop being so damn lazy.  Be entrepreneurs.  Take risks.  Be like us!   You, too, can become self-made, rags-to-riches, Horatio Algers.  You only need the will and gumption to run successfully across mine fields, under concertina wire, and through machine gun fire.  Anyone can do it!  But, hush, the generals  keep secrets.  They know that only a few people will make it rich.  Most will end up exhausted and broken; either caught in the trenches or eviscerated in no mans' land.  The generals know because they planted the mines, unrolled the concertina wire, and hired the mercenaries manning the 100-shot-a-minute guns.


Tuesday, July 24, 2012

When Will it All End?

It's always about the money.  Every time and every place.  America's gunnuttery will stop when business balks at the costs.  Aurora's mass murder differs from the Columbine, Virginia Tech, and Gabby Gifford prequels because James Holmes picked a private business filled with paying customers.  Movie theaters across the country will now pay more for security and liability insurance.  I don't know who will cover medical expenses for Friday's injured victims; but, I'm certain that theaters will be held responsible following any copycat attacks.

The gun lobby is successful because they have all the money.  Gun manufacturers, right-wing millionaires, and paranoid anti-government nutters have created a powerful lobbying organization.  No one else comes close.  Moral arguments and public health advocates are overwhelmed.  Michael Moore won a small concession from K-Mart by generating bad publicity for the company.  K-Mart made a business decision  -- the chain stopped selling hand-gun ammunition -- that was motivated entirely by their bottom line.  Morality was not part of the calculation.  


But, now, maybe the slaughter in Colorado will have a positive, lasting consequence.  Gun violence may cost big business some real money.  And, suddenly, supporting the gun nuts might become too damned expensive.  

Monday, July 16, 2012

It's all about the money

Libor, schmibor.  I expect money guys to cheat.  Why not?  When your world is all about money, when your career is defined entirely by the amount of money you make, and when your social status is based on how much money you have, then people will cheat.  The small scale stuff is easy to rationalize.  What's the big deal about diddling Libor by a basis point or two?  Do a favor for a friend who will make money today.  He owes you one.  Right?  Hey, it's easy money.  No one's going to notice.  


Now, move from the global casino of world finance into a real casino.  You're going to be watched very carefully.  Sit down to play blackjack, and you are on TV.  You better keep your cards on the table top.  Move them to your lap, and somebody is going to remind you about the rules.  If you transgress a second time, you will be told to cash in your chips and leave.  Don't come back. 
  
Some guy starts getting lucky at poker.  Expect him and the dealer to get plenty of attention from house security.  In a real casino, winning too often, beating the odds, isn't a sign of vast intellect and financial prowess; it's a red flag.  Bernie Madoff could never have made a nickel on a casino floor.  He knew it, too.  Cheating at cards is for chumps.  Real money comes when no one can watch too carefully or when the watchers sell their silence.  


So, all I ask is that the Wall Street honchos holding my retirement funds and mortgage and bank account get the same attention given to the poor bastards in one of the casinos up the road.  

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Sixty-Eight Years After D-Day

Yesterday was the 68th anniversary of D-Day. I wonder how many men who survived those beaches on that day remain alive. A 20-year-old soldier would now be 88. Must be some left.

My father often described waking at dawn on D-Day to see the sky black with airplanes from horizon to horizon. All were flying south towards the English Channel and France. Dad was stationed at a small airfield in Kingston Bagpuize in England near Abingdon and Oxford. Everyone – soldiers and civilians – knew the invasion was imminent, but few knew the timetable or the weather-related delays. Information was particularly scarce at Kingston Bagpuize; the airmen and planes were not part of the early morning action. Instead, they waited for news and sat with mixed feelings created by their safety in the docile English countryside 150 miles from the war's great battle.

I grew up knowing the end of the story. The United States prevailed against Germany in World War II just as we had beaten them before. I never imagined that people of my parents' generation had contemplated defeat or that the invasion might have been a history-making disaster. My father and I saw “The Longest Day” soon after it came out. I was eight. The movie fit a child's automatic patriotism; good guys prevail over bad guys.

As an adult, learning to cope with big uncertainties, I finally understood at least part of my father's fears on that day. Just before noon a pilot friend of his pointed to a small plane parked near the main runway, “I'm authorized to fly it. Why don't we head over the channel and see what's happening?”  Information. Are we winning or losing? What's really happening? Dad, though, had great instincts for understanding fear and confusion. Neither he nor his friend knew the passwords and codes required to enter the airspace. Soldiers in battle would shoot at anything. The small plane would likely be brought down by friendly fire. They just had to wait.

It was early evening when my father realized that all was well. The airmen at Kingston Bagpuize finally got their D-Day orders. Marc watched enlisted men loading crates of Coca-Cola into the big planes that took off and flew south. Not ammunition or medical supplies or soldiers suited up for battle. Coca-Cola. The Army could give priority to air lifting a small luxury to the battle area. Only one explanation fit.