A Message to Job Creators

Hey, All You Job Creators,

If you were really doing your job which is to create jobs for the rest of the country, our unemployment rate would be a lot lower.  So, here is my modest proposal.  The nation will give you people three months to bring the unemployment rate down to 5%.  You do it by creating lots of jobs.  Lots of jobs.  After all, that's what you say you do.  That's what justifies your low tax rates.  If you pull that off, Congress and the President make the Bush tax cuts permanent.  If not, it's Eisenhower time, with a 70% top rate for all types of income.

Seems reasonable to me.  A carrot and a stick, and a great opportunity for the wealthy to truly put their money where their mouths are.

Bin Laden Determine to Strike in US

Bin Laden determined to strike in US.
The British government has learned that 
       Saddam Hussein recently sought 
       significant quantities of uranium from Africa.
We don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud.

Bin Laden determined to strike in US.
Aluminum tubes.
Mobile biological warfare labs.
Stuff happens.
We don't do torture, we never have.

Bin Laden determined to strike in US.
They are, if you will, just a bunch of dead enders.
Pain accompanying serious physical injury,
     such as organ failure,
     impairment of bodily function,
     or even death.
Bin Laden will be taken dead or alive.
I truly am not that concerned about him.

Bin Laden determined to strike in US.
Bring 'em on.
I don't remember.
I forget.
Bin Laden determined to strike in US.