76 Trombones

Trump is already kicking the rubes to the gutter.  Imagine that. The chumps were warned.  They heard about all the other scams.  They didn't listen.  Instead, the marks danced on delighted tiptoe to the polls.  And now, Mexico won't be paying for a wall that won't be built.  Hillary Clinton will not be jailed or even investigated.  The Paris climate accord might be a good thing.  The coal industry will stay dead.  Obamacare will survive.  Syria and ISIS will remain intractable.

How are you feeling now, suckers?

A Question from the new SAT

Try this.  "Global warming denier is to EPA as _______ is to _________."  10 points.   Right now, my best shot is, "...as flat Earther is to NASA."  It catches the parallel of buffoons leading science-based government agencies, but misses big time on smugness, cruelty, and real damage to real lives.  Flat earthers may be anachronistic.  Global warming deniers are criminally insane.